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does a bear eat in the woods?

 

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.  What majestic trees!  What powerful rivers!  What beautiful animals!" he said to himself as he was walking.  As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.  He turned to look.  There, as he stood in fear, a 7 foot grizzly charge towards him in full run.  As he got his composure he started to run as fast as he could up the path - and as far as he could from the bear. As he ran, he kept looking over his shoulder and each time noticing  the bear was getting closer and closer. He keep running, hoping running down hill would give me more distance, but as he looked the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster.  But, as fate would have it there was a root sticking out of the ground as as he approached it he tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.  At that instant the Atheist cried out: "Oh my God!..."

 

Time stopped.

 

The bear froze.

 

The forest was silent.

 

As a bright light shone upon the mans face, a voice came out of the sky: "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"  The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the BEAR a Christian?"   "Very well," said the voice.  The light went out.  And the sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, Bless this food which I am about to receive and for which I am truly thankful."

 

 

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