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ISNOT THE ARENOT, THE WORLDS GREATEST ADVENTURER

Hello, Hello and Hello

I would like to introduce myself

My name is Isnot,

And I an a Arenot, The Worlds Greatest Adventurer

While you may find my name a bit strange

I assure you it is not.

For I, Isnot the Arenot the Worlds Greatest Adventurer

Am an amazing sort of fellow

I can turn orange and green and even bright yellow

Run right-handed circles on top of blue flavored whip cream

And stand at attention on hard goo-goggle jello.

I can do this,

I can do that

I can even swim under water with the larger purple and blue cowfish off the small island just east of Wan-Dis.

I can run here

I can run there

I have done almost everything

And I have been almost everywhere – have you?

I have traveled the world,

And seen amazing creatures

I have seen big ones,

Small ones

Tall ones

Short ones

Fat ones

Skinny ones

Long ones and longer ones

I have even had lunch with the King of Cal-cut-ca-do

And dinner on top of a Red Running Rue.

And as everyone knows a running Rue is always red, and never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever blue.

I have seen many things

And been many places

I have seen lots, and lots, and lots, and lots, and lots, and lots, and lots, and lots, and lots, and lots, and lots of different kind of faces.

I have seen striped ones

Blues ones

Yellow ones too

Brown ones

White ones

And pink ones with red and green shoes

I speak five different languages

From Spanka to Wang-Doodle-Do

I speak Wanda and Torca and even Sham-do

I have eaten cooked Rover Beast

And green candy stew

Pop-Goblers, Tron Wisters and Forn Wogglers too

I, Isnot, the Arenot, The Worlds Greatest Adventurer

Have been many places and seen many things

From Slog Danglers to Dob-Woblers and hairy Wing-Slingers too

Now, what I would like is for you to come with

As I share over time all the places I’ve been

I think you will like

You might even laugh

As I share with you all –

The adventures of Isnot the Arenot, the Worlds Greatest Adventure –

And all that I’ve done

PuNk mOnKEy -