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punk
monkey and the mutant g force - the beginning of the beginning.
it
was a dark night back in 91 - 1991, an other year like 2002,
where it is the same backwards and forwards. we don't
remember what that's called, but that doesn't matter.
while exterminating in his basement, trying to find a better zit
med, little bobby spankman discovered the secret formula to turn
ordinary "people" and "animals" into a
powerful mutant force for good. believing he was about to
become a billionaire, bobby shared his discovery with a personal
friend, dr. sheep. dr. sheep, turned out not to be as good
a friend as little bobby spankman thought, he stole the formula
and tried to create an evil mutant force called the mutant d
force - but no matter how hard he tried, only good mutants were
being created - because the force was good, it could only
produce good. unwilling to be defeated, dr. sheep
developed a formula he knew would work - taking the first
injection himself, dr. sheep became know as "steve the
mutant d leader," or just steve - because "steve the
mutant d leader" was too long for most of the mutant d
force to say - they are not very bright, so they called him
"steve, because they don't want to type all the other
stuff.
knowing
his formula had fallen into evil hands, bobby took a lab rat and
after injecting him with the formula, created a us senator - a
man who would support research and help direct funding to
bobby's project - the development of the mutant g force.
after all the funding was received and the formula perfected,
bobby reinjected the us senator to create punk monkey, the one
who would become the leader of the mutant g force. soon
after the creation of punk monkey, steve (the evil leaders of
the mutant d force) heard about his plan to create a good batch
of mutants, and decided to step up his evil plan to create evil
mutants. so the battle begins, good against evil - mutant
d vs. mutant g.
the
complete mutant g force is:
punk
monkey: a one time lab rat turned us senator and now a
punk monkey.
power:
the ability to shot spikes from his hair
limitation:
he's a punk monkey, he's not allowed in restaurants and he has
to wear diapers.
marcgo:
the mutant man/slug created by the evil doctor sheep, who could
not control his desire for good.
power:
to secrete a foul smelling sticky slim from his body.
limitation:
salt
cydra:
a mutant with one eye
power:
the ability to produce static electricity at will
limitation:
20/200 vision
warren:
just warren
power:
let's just say you don't want to be around when he is mad, and
breath through your nose
limitation:
tuesdays
lorna
white: a youth
camp director.
power:
the ability to deal children without prozac.
limitation:
she must "recharge" herself every hour.
posta:
an ex-postal worker turned florist.
power:
ability to use those little cards you get with flowers and
"ninja stars."
limitation:
water
c:
unknown
power:
the ability to fly and control fire
limitation:
small dogs
the
team is now complete. next week, we will introduce you to
the evil mutant d force.
PuNk
mOnKEy -
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